Funny saying: I am not working, I am earning.

The most important is to know how to present yourself properly.

A man is mature when he can smile for the one, who offended him.

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.-

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement-

INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.-

 Yes, I do bad things, but I do them well.

You are not supposed to like me, because I’m not a Facebook status.

Everyone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone.

When something fails to fail, and we call it success.

Why does everyone say that women love money? They don’t, 

look how fast they spend it.

I need a six month vacation, twice a year.

I am not working, I am earning.

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

The boss is not sleeping- he’s resting.

The boss is not eating- he’s gathering his strength.

The boss doesn’t read newspapers and magazines during work – he’s collecting important information.

You can come in into the boss’s office with your ideas but come out with his.

God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.